Do you think my sword is just a fashion accessory...?

These rumours were perpetuated by an evil genie - hell bent on ruining my graphical powers... when I confronted the genie I accidentally uttered the words... "I wish I could turn myself into an eyeball." You can see the proof here.

An ancient un-named ninja taught me the secret of controlling time, I must use this power wisely because there have been occasions when graphics have been delivered BEFORE an order was placed, this causes me considerable embarrassment. You can usually expect your completed graphics to be delivered to you within 3-7 days.

Like any great ninja, I used to sneak in silently through an open window and leave them in the bed next to my customers... some people complained about this approach, so I have decided to embrace technological advances and email a 'zip' file containing the graphics - a copy of your completed graphics will also be kept on our servers.

I am a highly skilled graphical assassin, next time you ask a question like that, you should be armed! If you really are brave enough to tell me that my skills do not warrant the small prices I charge, be my guest. Discount on bulk orders may be granted depending on current projects - contact me

I provide great graphics based on your initial design brief... try to ensure that your design brief is an accurate representation of what you expect your finished graphics to look like. In the unlikely event that you are not 100% happy with your completed design, I will provide one revision for free. Extra revisions will be billed at $27.

I am currently working on some software to reward affiliates, watch this space.

Every great teacher must have an apprentice, eCoverNinja will shortly be opening a minisite design academy, watch this space.